Hey, Rick, it's me, The Skull. You know, I've been really thinking about working for you guys at ZiBaricon and I absolutely love you guys. I visited the site and seen a bunch of things, but now that I know that and all, I was just wondering-- since I've got great talent as an artist and writer, could I apply and use that talent to work for ZiBaricon?
(In the dead of night lies a man who will do anything to help the world around him. This is a man who has seen death and stared into its eyes-- a man who has overcome great odds. That man's name... is dedication.)